| Your Linguistic Profile: |
| 45% General American English |
| 35% Yankee |
| 10% Dixie |
| 5% Upper Midwestern |
| 0% Midwestern |
| You Are 88% Lady |
 No doubt about it, you are a lady with impeccable etiquette You know how to put others at ease, even if their manners aren’t the greatest. |
| You Are 50% Normal |
 While some of your behavior is quite normal… Other things you do are downright strange You’ve got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself |
| Your Pirate Name Is… |
 Pegleg Buxom Betty |
