Okay, I am going to start breeding monkeys and train them to systematically go through my emails and weed out the spam and crap. I’ll never see my inbox clean again, otherwise. And, it’s really not fair that I have to turn to monkey-breeding, since Gmail is supposed to have a spam filter. How did these loons get my address anyway?
But, to cheer myself up, I may mix it up ;D
|How to make a fyberduck|
1 part competetiveness
5 parts crazyiness
1 part beauty
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!